Milna to tab bhi chahenge

Suhana mausam aur hawa mein nami hogi,
Aanssou ki behti nadi bhi bas thami hogi,
Milna to tab bhi chahenge aapse..
Jab aapke paas waqt aur hamare paas saanso ki kami hogi...

Time to sleep...

Time to sleep...
Kick ur chappal like a football
walk 2wards ur bed like a model
Jump on ur bed like a king and
sleep like a cute baby...
Good Night..!!

Bechti to CONDOM bhi hoon

Girl in Shop: Yaha Cigarate pina mana hai,
Ladka: Cigarate Bechti ho aur mana bhi karti ho?
Girl: Bechti to CONDOM bhi hoon, to kya ..Chudwa loon??

What will you Do If I Die ?

Girl:
What will you Do If I Die ?

Boy:
I'll Live Happily for the Rest of My Life..!

The Girl Died Next Day with a Note:-
" I'll do anything for your Happiness " :'(:'(
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MORAL:
Moral Voral Kuch Nahi,
Never Joke with Brainless Girls...

Ret pe Naam Kabhi Llikhte nahi

Ret pe Naam kabhi likhte nahi,
Ret pe likhe naam kabhi  tikte nahi,
Log kehte hain ki Hum Patthar Dil hain..
Lekin Pattharon pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi....

Tujhe Kya Pata

Tujhe kya pata kya guzaratee hai mujh per,
Tu to mujhe dariya mein chhod ke kinare se dekhti hai,
Saahil bhi tera gulam hai aur lehrein bhi,
Dono hi mujhe bacahane se pehle tujh-se poochhti hain…

Mujko maut kyu nahi aati..!

Surat uski khayalo se kyu nahi jaati,
Neend hai aankho mein nazar kyu nahi aati,
wo saath the to maut ka khauf tha,
Ab main tanha hoon toh,
Mujko maut kyu nahi aati..!

Intezar Kya Hota hai..

Tadap ke dekho kisiki chahat mein,
To pata chale ki pyar kya hota hai,
Yun hi mil jaye har koi rahon mein,
Roh pata kaise chale ki Intezar kya hota hai..

Jannat ka Pata Nahi Milta…

Log kehte hai ki zami per kisi ko khuda nahi milta ,
Shayad un logo ko dost koi tum jaisa nahi milta,
Kishmat walo ko hi milti hai paanah kisi ke dil me,
Yun her shaksh ko jannat ka pata nahi milta…….

U get everything.. ..!

The worst thing in life is ‘attachment’ .
It hurts when u loose it..
The best thing in life is ‘lonliness’.
Bcoz,
It teaches u everything
& so,
when u loose it,
U get everything.. ..!

Main Dunia Chorkar ja Raha Honuga…

Mere gar se bhi aek din doli uthegi
Tere gar se bhi doli uthengi
Muje bhi 4 uthaaenge tuje bhi 4 uthaaenge
Par fark sirf itana hoga ki tuje tere sage uthaaenge
Aur muje mere yaar uthaaenge,
Muj per bhi phool bikharen ge
Aur tuj per bhi phool bhikharenge
Par fark sirk itana hoga ki tuj per bikhare huae phool mushkurate honge
Aur mujper bikhare huae phool murjate honge,
Tere jane ae bhi log roaenge aur mere jane se bhi log roaenge
Par fark sirf itana hoga ki tu gar chhodkar jarahi hongi
Aur main dunia chorkar ja raha honuga…

Lagti hai..

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
Ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
Pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
Magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai...

Khush He wo hamhe yaad na karke

Khush He wo hamhe yaad na karke,
hans rahe he wo humse baat na karke
ye hansi unke hoto se kabhi na jaye
khuda kare wo hamri maut pe bhi muskuraye…

Happy & colorful Holi

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi

Wish you a very colourful Happy Holi!

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara….
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!