A guy was sun bathing nude at a beach..

A guy was sun bathing nude at a beach. A girl comes up to him so he covers his cock with a newspaper. Girl - Whats under there?
Man - A bird. Girl goes away. Man falls asleep. He wakes up in a hospital in great pain. A Dr & cop were at his bed. Dr - Do u remember what happened? Man - I don't know. I fell asleep on the beach after talking to a girl. Cop - I talked to that girl n she said,
I did nothing to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird,
Then it spat at me!
so I broke its neck
burnt its nest & smashed its two little eggs !